“she’s actually really funny”
-a man
Shameless, irreverent, and a little unhinged. Never afraid to go there and say shout what we’re all thinking.
Gloria Alexander is a stand-up comedian originally from Salem, MA—yes, the witch place. Now based in Los Angeles, she brings her sharp observational humor, fearless storytelling, and occasional emotional spiral to clubs and indie venues across the city.
Her comedy is bold, shameless, and deeply human. Whether she’s unpacking taboo topics or making you laugh about things you weren’t ready to admit, Gloria has a way of making people feel seen—then immediately unsettled in the best way possible.
ok but who IS Gloria??
tattooed disappointment of her Jewish Soviet immigrant family 💖
“I never said that”
chronically online since 2007 (don’t do any math)
come for a laugh
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stay for a show
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come for a laugh ✴︎ stay for a show ✴︎
don’t believe me? come see with your own eyes (and ears).
I regularly overshare on Instagram and regularly perform all around Los Angeles including The Comedy Store, Hollywood Improv, and Kookaburra Lounge.
things i’ve been obsessed with lately
it’s my corner of the internet I can do whatever I want!! get to know me more, isn’t that why you’re here anyway??
🍬Dates🍬
Not the romantic kind, the dried fruit kind. With butter and chocolate, just try it.
♉Astrology♉
you’re probably like “Gloria yeah, we know” but I’ve been reading deeper into it so show me your birth chart
🚶🏻♀️Walks🚶🏻♀️
Xanax WHO?! (I’ve never taken a xanax but i have taken a walk and i’m good with that)
👔Rebranding👔
if mayo could reinvent itself as “aioli” you can become a clean girl or whatever you wanna be
